THIS IS TOO FUNNY TO BELIEVE. Preparing for his big Halloween Bash, THEBIGKOOK has leased a Prayer Gondola for TEAMBIGKOOK'S Annual All Hallows Day Gay Pride Procession along the dirt road at San Onofre this weekend. Problem is last weekend the sheriffs Dept. put the Denver Boot on his Great White Van and he needs a volunteer to pull the Prayer Gondola to the beach.
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