A favorite Little League parent's remark was,
he's small, but scrappy. Surfer's parents have
manipulated that a bit. Sorta like, it's blown out,
but the 2.5' waves are great. That's how it was
yesterday, but that was then, this is now,
I guess. How anyone can torture themselves
sitting all day at Old 'Nofre, like mad dogs and
Englishmen is beyond me. The swell was junk,
no matter, it was a club contest, and was our heat,
and we're 3rd Generation 'Nofre. So there! Forget
Kelly, Andy, and Taj, surfing is neither a high profile,
nor a high paying sport. Next weekend you must
promise yourself you are a golfer, yes get out on the
links, make yourself some real sheckles. Give up on
your Ugh Boots, you're not so trendy trunks, most
of all take your bocci balls to a garage sale, like name
one lawn bowler who makes geetahs. Don't be a San
Onofre ostrich, no, get your head out of the sand.
This is your last chance for the future. Surfing
went out with black high top Connies. Tiger makes
$80,000,000.00 per year.

Written by Harrold 'Froggy' Diamond.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES