If tensions ain't mounting four days prior to
"The San Onofre Tournament of Champions"
then they never will, that's for sure.
It's like the Creme de la Creme. Tom
Turner, Winky Glockner, 'Slammin'
Sam Conroy, 'Slim' Irwindale, Henry
Ford, Jim Kempton, Lobbie Bombard,
everyone save for Fooey Limebrook.
Who gets the White? Well, White is 'Top
Seed' in the heat, bet you didn't know that.
There's a ton of high quality merchandise
from every surf industry in the land. There is,
however, a proviso, don't dilly-dally, there
is no grace period. Don' be shut out. You
snooze you lose. Also, don't ask the judges
what they're looking 4. Why, you ask, cause
they're told to say, coffee and do-nuts. Don't
ask them which do-nut cause Pez will say,
"The one with the fly on it." Those guys are
real comedians.
Written by Henny Youngman.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES
6 Comments:
That is kind of funny. Better yet, ask Mickey Munoz, hey, m.goose is that your nose or are you eating a baked candied yam. Now, that's comedy.
WELL HOW CAN ANY BODY SIT THERE FOR 2 DAYS WITH NO BOOZE
NO THANK YOU ??
Hey now, Alkie. San Onofre is releasing 7 day temporary permits for alcohol on the beasch, with one proviso, it must be in a 32 oz. red paper cup. You can thank Sal Geeze and Bud Lite for keeping your buzz going. Good luck to you, Alkie.
Now, that's okay,
how do i get my drinking pass, because I need a belt, and I need it now.
Drunk Drivers Against Mothers unite!!
whats up with all these over 40 surfers that tink they still got it with there hair implants you no who you are non drinkers an the rest just let da 8 & 12 year olds have fun
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